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I don't smoke either, I drink socially I love strawberry ciders and vodka cocktails! I also love a night out in heels and dresses, one of my biggest passion is music, dancing and singing cheesy songs throughout the night, I'm often out and about in dance clubs in London. I also have a dream to own my own flat in London, I've been working hard as an escort with little social life, trying to save for it.

It's important for me to have my own place, where I'm not worried about losing it, where I can be safe and call it home, I love hearing advice from those who know better and can help me This unexplainable irresistible desire that brings Straight and Bisexual boys to us like moths to the light?

Did you know that inside the hypothalamus, there is something called BST Nucleus of the Bed Stria Terminalis Males have it large, feels dominant attracted to femininity, Females have it small, feels feminine attracted to masculinity, Bisexuals have BST between male and females, feels attracted to both, Gays have it between Women and Bisexuals and Transsexual girls have it the SAME size as genetic females? Let's have great sex and great conversations, from the weather to Laniakea and beyond! Gorgeous, Sexy, healthy, smooth, feet size 5 UK stand on 1.

So now it all comes to an end. I'm 19 years old pre-op trans from Brazil, down to earth, well educated and with a chilled personality, I will make you feel comfortable in my company.

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And the only byproduct to this energy generation is crusty tube socks. Just being a conspiracy theorist here, but could this also be just a well thought up post that isn't actually legitimate?

And its sequel for more laffs. Am I supposed to pronounce this like "Joe" or like "Jay-oh," or am I supposed to never, ever speak of any of this to anyone ever again? Hey my copy of Twister on VHS works fine. I know this because I watch it about twice a month Sir, would you please mind explaining to me how your brain got imitation crab meat into this?

I would really appreciate that quite a bit. Because my mind is quite full of fuck on that one. It's from this, also a joke CL ad. It's a reference to a famous craigslist wtf. This guy obviously doesn't want a man with a crystal around his neck!! He wants a man with crystal to get high with!!

If we could invent a vehicle that traveled off of this type of power, I'd jack my friends off daily. Think of all the cash I'd save not buying gas!! Maybe this is why the time machine didn't work in Napoleon Dynamite.

They needed to charge their crystals first. I'm skeptical about this because he isn't wearing the crystal in the picture. This might not be as legit as it seems.

Part of a series of fake Craigslist ads made by Something Awful Forums goons. This MJ-themed one was by far the best: He looks like Sam Neill but from some horrible parallel universe where he wasn't in Jurassic park but some shit movie about crystals and sexual jerking off energy and the end of the world.

Kind of line south land tales. Where can i get this. My electric bill is highand i need to lower it. I keep getting it from the utility co. I rather have the crystal. Do you think if five bros jack off together, they can form voltron?

Maybe summon a megazord? At least captain planet? People looking for hookups get creative like this on Craigslist in order to bypass the "no advertising for hookups" rule. The best part is that this guy could take a polygraph test and tell you he's not gay and he'd pass it. We're harnessing the energy from something you all do anyway. Who's the real nutjobs here?

I refuse to give you any satisfaction aside from this comment. Some reposts I'm totally ok with, but this, this is reposted at least once a god damn month. You are feeding his JO crystal.

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