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Posting more frequently than 1 time per 24 hours will be considered spam. On the bright side I can't way to see my dick all over the net.
I guess I will have to find some NSA sex somewhere else. I've used CL a few times in the past and had between excellent to OK encounters, but I'm looking for men, so I have less fakers to worry about and I screened pretty well. Speaking of fakers, I knew a guy who would pose on-line as a woman, get guys all hot and bothered, and then try to get them to fool around with "a guy friend" before she met him so she knew he was safe. He messed around with quite a few "straight" guys before having the shit kicked out of him by a guy who figured his scam out.
After the BJ though. I don't know what kind of dumb-ass falls for something like that, but they're out there I guess. So just be careful if she suggests you meet with a guy friend first. I thought it was kind of fucked up personally, but it was such a stupid lie I can't imagine the guys had some kind of idea what was going on and just didn't care. Although as my mom told me once, never underestimate the stupid shit that men will do in order to get laid. Lots of straight guys will let a gay guy fool around with them.
My bf and I have fooled around with over straight guys together. I'd be willing to say that the majority of men have had some sort of gay encounter.
And if you haven't, you're missin' out. I'm female and enjoy sucking dick and getting fucked up the ass. And I don't even have the handy dandy prostate to make anal just that much more fun. My best gay friend gets so much straight ass, it's ridiculous. Actually he prefers straight men over other gay men, because they're more straightforward, less emotional, and easier to deal with.
Even if I was merely attracted to men I would consider myself bisexual. Most of those guys just don't want to admit it. I think most of them just don't subscribe to a mentality where everything needs to be labeled.
One night I found myself perusing the casual encounters ads. Came across one ad that sparked my interest - he was 19, went to the same school as me and made it a point to mention that he was a virgin. I was fine with that and while I didn't want to take his virginity, I wasn't opposed to a bit of fooling around, which is all his ad was asking for. We exchanged 2 or 3 emails, spoke on the phone and made arrangements to hang out the next day.
The very first warning sign was when I suggested that we go for coffee and he replied with "Well I don't actually have any money, I was thinking we could just watch a movie in your dorm. He shows up at my apartment and is cute in an odd way. We go into my dorm I had a single room and as I turn my back to put the movie in my DVD player, he jumps onto my bed with his shoes on and tells me that he didn't brush his teeth and he is a self-proclaimed Mama's boy.
I smiled awkwardly and asked him nicely to remove his shoes and he basically took them off and threw them at me. I'm in major WTF mode now, but chalking it up to nervousness and social awkwardness. So we get on to my bed and start watching the movie and he is suddenly all about the cuddle. His arm is around me and he keeps squeezing me tight against him and nuzzling my neck. I'm feeling uncomfortable, but I recognize that I agreed to a casual encounter and so I let this continue.
I look down and he is sporting full wood through his jeans. Granted, I was flattered, but his nuzzling and squeezing was just so off-putting I could not bring myself to do anything. A few minutes later, I decide that perhaps making out with this guy would be less traumatizing than his now rhythmic nuzzle 'n squeeze. I turn my face towards him and go in for a kiss and I swear to God, he ate my entire face.
He missed my fucking mouth and his teeth dug into my cheek. I was basically playing whack-a-mole as he grabbed at my tits violently and he started dry humping me, darting his tongue into my mouth. I kept trying to push him off of me to say it wasn't comfortable for me and that I wasn't enjoying myself, but he kept going.
I'm pretty much praying for the sweet release of death at this point, when all of a sudden he stops after some particularly vigorous humping , looks at me and says "I just came. I thought I was being Punk'd. I told him he needed to leave and pretty much pushed him out of my apartment before hopping in the shower and scrubbing like a rape victim. On the upside, that was a well written, interesting story.
It was like the opposite of a Hustler article. It depresses me, but I know someone who would be a bit like that. Just no sense of social conduct, or caring what the other person might feel. Hopefully this will make you laugh at the situation.
That definitely looks like he watch a lot of Av's, hentai and other Japanese shit. Thats the pattern in those movies. Making right turns on red? We do that here in Ohio too. That's only based on my experiences from where I've been. But yeah, I never realized it was prohibited in places. Call cops, give them plate number, and her house address if you have it. Text back, "enjoy jail, bitch! I've had decent success on craigslist, but admittedly I'm into fat girls.
I'm pretty sure that's the key. Nothing remotely scary has happened to me. If you're really worried you're walking into a trap with this specific person, call it off. If they're acting sketchy, call it off. Meeting someone at their house in the middle of the night puts you in a surprisingly vulnerable position and is a great way to get mugged. At one time I had a desire to get some experience with an older woman.
I responded to a post from a woman in her late 40s late one night. Her face pic was reasonably attractive, although it was taken at an odd angle and might have been old. Some logistical communication happened and I went over to her house. She was much less attractive in person. Tattooed but not good ones, more the washed-up biker chick kind and fat. I didn't want to bolt out her door, so we sat down on her couch and chatted awkwardly for a few minutes.
She talked about her husband who had died a few months previously with a tumor constricting his heart as she sat by his bedside and injected him with morphine all day.
She also talked about her grandchildren, and how glad she was that I actually came over. And about how much she loved sex. At that point I decided that she really needed it and that to refuse would be unkind-- she'd gone through so much shit and was really lonely. We moved into the bedroom, and started rubbing each other etc. She wanted me to rub her rolls of belly fat.
I kissed her on the neck and shoulders a bit. Then she "kissed" me on the mouth, which actually meant sticking a huge whale-like tongue that tasted bad as far down my throat as she could manage, before I managed to break away. We undressed each other. She had a tramp stamp that read "bad girl. For someone that loved sex, she was really bad at it. In addition, she was so loose that there was almost no sensation at all.
I pounded away; she moaned; I went soft. She sucked me, and by closing my eyes and fantasizing I was able to get it back up. I stuck it back in her and started pounding away again, trying to pretend that I was elsewhere. Then she asked me how it felt, which brought me jarringly back into the present and I started going soft again. Faked an orgasm, told her I was done, and rolled off. She was breathing heavily, wheezing, and went to look for her asthma inhaler. We sat on the bed for a few minutes as she puffed on the inhaler.
Just pounded whisky on the walk home and marvelled at what my life had become. Maybe some girl will do the same for me when I'm old and alone. Fuck thinking of baseball, the next time I need to delay dropping a load I'm going to think of this. It can definitely end well, though I only have one experience with it under my belt.
Also, I am speaking from a female perspective. I replied to an ad from casual encounters that was looking for someone to chill out and smoke some weed, and he just happened to live in my neighbourhood. We exchanged some emails and photos then decided to meet up. We took a stroll to the beach, smoked some doobies and then wandered back to his place. Ate some strawberries with chocolate fondue I like to make awesome stoner snacks , smoked another doobie, had some sex, and then repeated the last two.
Had a bit of a nap and then I wandered home. I'm glad you enjoy my contributions. They're all true, so they make me feel like my life is appreciated haha. Well, my computer's acting funny and deleted the ten page report I typed you about this, but the long drawn out is: I've had some pretty awesome experiences with casual encounters.
Among a few so-so experiences I had an ongoing fwb with a girl who answered an ad I posted and who was decent looking but had a fantastic ass and tits, smelled incredibly good every time she came over, and was really pretty good in bed; there was a cougar that answered my ad who seriously had the best ass I've ever seen, if she'd been my age would have been seriously out of my league, was an absolute darling, and gave an amazing blowjob; and there was the girl who was probably a stripper, exactly my type physically, and wanted me to fuck her any which way I chose as long as it was totally anonymous.
That was a one night stand, but she left giddy and with a spring in her step. Now though, the system's rigged so I can't write as explicit ads as I used to so the only responses I get are bots telling me to go to such and such a dating site. I miss the good old days when an ugly mother fucker like me could bat out of his league and score completely anonymously. As a dude that has had sex with four women he met on the Internet I've had two, both good.
The first was with an older woman who responded to my post and was actually quite forward. We exchanged pictures and she invited me to come over after a couple days of correspondence. When I arrived we had to go up a few stairs to get to her living room and I could see that she wasn't wearing any underwear. From that point it was easy. I ended up going back about 5 or 6 times before I had to go back to school.
The second was a younger married woman. She was all too willing to send me naked pictures which made me a little worried. I lived in an extended stay type hotel at the time for an internship, so I wasn't too scared to have someone come over. She canceled the first scheduled time, but was on time the second.
She said that she'd never done the craigslist thing before, but I could tell she was lying about 2 minutes into her arrival. We started having sex at about minute 4. It seemed like she did it all the time. Oh sorry, I should have elaborated. Similar in terms of the older woman being quite forward, and inviting me over after a few days of correspondence.
I do hope shes not wearing panties though. Backstory- I used to play on a travelling team for paintball. We werent very good in the division we played but were known in the circuit for having a REALLY good time when we went to different venues around the United States.
He had BANK and would throw lots of money for things that made him laugh. An example being when our team went to South Carolina for an event. Clayton payed the owner of a local very shitty strip club dollars to let me in considering i was underage. Shortly after being let in i was escorted back for a free lap dance..
Me being young i thougth clayton was the nicest guy ever and finally was gonna stop messing with me. No more than 1 minute after my first lapdance ever i was called on stage and stripped of everything but boxer shorts and socks.
While sitting on stage i was subjected to the "pussy dance" as well as had my boxers ripped off on the ass so that the strippers could hit me repeatedly with belts. After my ass started bleeding they stopped and i was made to do a 60 second dance on the pole in front of my team and 2 or 3 other teams that showed up to watch the performance.
After that night i ended up finding out that clayton put out 2 grand for my performance The event that i first encountered and last encountered a "connection" with a craigslist dater was in when clayton had an idea to humiliate the "team bitch" jimmy.
Jimmy was a red haired, freckle faced, very annoying, fat, buckteethed kid who was my only hope for survival on the team. Looking back im surprised he didnt go mentally insane for the shit the team put him through but he always seemed to have a good time after the hazing was complete and after talking to him recently he isnt holding a grudge over anything and said it was a fun, crazy time in his life. But anyway, clayton got the idea to "order" an encounter off of craigslist to get Jimmy laid for the first time in his life.
A deep voiced woman named "Shawanda" answered and agreed to come to the house we were renting in orlando. Jimmy being completely in the dark piped up and said "im jimmy" and that is when Shawanda responded " lets do this white boy". He refused and everyone was dying at this point because we got what we wanted. This is when shawanda had a VERY large black man come inside and demand dollars that was owed to Shawanda for her services.
He then pulled out a paintball gun from where he was hiding and started shooting air out of it to scare the pimp and his property out of the house. I think they thought it was real because they ran out of the house VERY fast and we never heard from them again. Hired a prostitute from craigslist to come fuck one of my paintball team mates at an event in orlando.
The team mate refused to fuck, the prostitute demanded money, a knife was pulled, the team mate started shooting his paintball gun and the prostitute and her pimp ran away. They still have a jersey of ours hanging up in the place because of how much money we spent there. The jersey says "Fair Enuff" on it.
South Carolina strip club where they bring you up on stage and take your pants off giving you a lap dance and then smacking your ass with belts? I joined just so I can upvote this.
As for complaints about the back story, I think it added to it since it made me feel like I knew Clayton. I'm not really complaining, as I really enjoyed that story, but in the context of this thread I think you added way too much of an unrelated backstory.
I liked the backstory myself. Fuck those ADD redditors who can't sit through a little backstory. I'm a bit confused because you were trying to make the point that Clayton liked to casually spend money, but then you say he ended up not paying the pimp. Not sure how his spending habits were relevant. I suppose the point is, Clayton probably would have been willing to pay, had Jimmy gone through with the whole thing. We meet for drinks first, everyone gets along, turns out she's a tall blonde fitness instructor which sounds great on paper, but she has no tits, but other than that she's good to go: So we do a rendezvous, and funnily, neither I nor the other guy could keep it up in the others' immediate vicinity apparently not unusual , so we end up just finagling for a bit and then break it off.
Anyway, long story short, she is now an FWB who I still see on occasion just me and her, no 3rd. Just this past Friday, I get a call from her, "how about I come over for lunch Monday? How about I come over and suck your cock while you're on the call? That sounds like a fine plan! She responds with "your reply was the best of the 20 or so I got" sigh, being a man "so when would you like to meet for lunch? I go over there, we have dinner, drink a bunch of wine, make out it was good , and it turns out she has a GREAT "evil sex woman" voice, and she lets me cum in her ass, which I thank her for profusely.
So now I get to see her whenever I'm over there on business. I still say give it a shot. There's not a lot of non-seedy, free, venues out there where a person can reveal their darkest fantasies safely and actually get them satisfied. Craigslist is one of them. I have been in conference calls with guys who were working from home. TIL the pauses and broken up utterances might not have been due to a bad line. And really, my productivity is better overall if I can stop thinking about sex for a while.
A cute Jewish chick with a lip ring responded. We went out for coffee, decided we dug each other, and she blew me in my car that night. It continued like that for about a month until she went back to college. Every wednesday for about 3 months, I would go over her house around 10 A. M, and we would get down until about noon. She was a little overweight, and the house was filled with weird religious paraphernalia, but the sex was good, and she used to let me pee on her.
She wouldn't take off her shirt or her baseball cap, but wanted me to fuck her. I thought it was weird, but I got it in anyway. We try see each other at least once a month, for the last several years.
Luckily, that random dude was me. She answered the door in just a bikini bottom, got in the hot tub, invited me in, and just started blowing me I spent the whole night there. We never spend more than 30 minutes together, and she doesn't expect anything from me except a mouthful of semen. She gave such bad head that I have no doubt she wasn't with a dude for 2 years.
I fucked her twice. She told me she was a physics professor. As we were walking into the motel, she says, "Let's lay down ground rules- 1: Don't cum in my pussy.
You HAVE to fuck me in the ass You CAN cum in my ass". She did a great job of keeping her junk hidden, gave me lapdances, back massages, cooked me dinner. I convinced her to go down on me, and it was all teeth. I was getting worried, because I wanted to cum, and her mouth wasn't working. But I also didn't want to fuck her, because she kind of smelled with her clothes on, and I didn't want to get into that naked funk. It wound up on my shirt, on the steering wheel, on my seat I dont remember the band or the song, but my ploy worked, because next thing you know, we're in my car, I'm playing with her boobs, and she's jerking me off Different chick, same results I went to the theater, hung out for a few minutes, and they came walking in When I came, she jerked me off all over the floor, and then smeared it all around with her shoes.
Her husband thanked me, and they left. I followed a few minutes later. I have more stories, but I think I've taken up enough of your day, If you even read this far Thank You Reddit, for allowing me this walk down memory lane. I have met four folks offa CL personals, two of which resulted in sexytime. Exactly what he said he'd be, cute, great time in bed, stayed for a couple hours, etc. The other--older than I expected, not good in bed, and he seriously ran out the door without his coat afterward, like the hounds of hell were after him.
I do not know what was goin on but it felt nasty as hell, even as I was not thrilled with him. Perhaps his wife needed him home. Every once in a while when I'm longing and looking I will post a CL ad, collect a bizillion responses, and then not really want to answer any of them back cause they all seem kinda gnarly.
If you are trying to meet up with a guy, you have a very good chance of it being the real deal, only thing to worry about is outdated photos not matching up with what you encounter in person. If you are trying to meet up with a couple, you have a somewhat likely chance of it being real.
If you are trying to meet up with a chick I've made some long-term friends with the women I've met on Casual Encounters. But I also met a bunch that when I actually met them in person, I realized they were fucking nuts meth addicts, women who had 15yo photos and denied it, one woman who wouldn't stop talking about how ghosts stalk her family, a woman who neglected to tell me she was 7 months pregnant, etc. I'm in a non-monogamous marriage My wife has had a boyfriend for the last couple of years, so I'd go on CL looking for entertainment.
My wife took more offense than I did when she found out the women had lied to me about careers, age, etc. Hey there, if you don't mind me asking, how did you go about starting a non-monogamous marriage?
It's somethign I could see myself in the future, but I had some questions I was discussing it with my girlfriend and these were the things that came out of it: Did you start by swinging or something? Or was it decided from the start? He probably had, but adultery is far more common that polygamy. It was a reasonable question, if asked in a more accusatory tone than was required see triggerhoppe's comment. I've had around 10 partners from craigslist since None have been dangerous, all but one have been enjoyable.
He gave me directions to his hotel near the airport with details all the way down to which set of stairs to walk up. The level of detail creeped me out, so I chose my own route through the hotel. Wanted to know why I didn't go the way he described. It was an odd start to the evening. He had thrown a towel over the desk lamp which provided some soft mood lighting. He was was older than me, buff, and looked Mediterranean.
Looked just like his pictures, actually. He went in immediately for a kiss, but I pulled away. Just sex, I told him. He had a huge cock that I just wanted to play around with, bury my face in, and generally enjoy. He pretty much just wanted to stick it in my butt and I obliged. He positioned me like he wanted and tried sticking it in. Virgin ass can be awfully hard to penetrate and this guy wasn't being patient at all.
He asked if this was my first time. But I'm sure he could tell otherwise. He managed to get inside me and started thrusting mercilessly. I accidentally kicked a lamp off the bedside table with my involuntary flailing - had never had such an awesome sexual encounter.
He came, but I didn't. He politely blew me to completion. I cleaned up, dressed, and was ready to leave. I commented on his folded scrubs sitting in his suitcase. Asked if he's a doctor or a nurse. Instead of being honest, he conflated his job into being some high-risk nuclear assignment. Before leaving, he said he'd call me when he comes into town in a month.
He never called or emailed. I was out of town and staying in a hotel.Her face pic was reasonably attractive, although it was taken at an odd angle and might have been old. He started to get a little freaked when this mystery man quit responding too his texts. The women I've met have all been a bit crazy, or too complicated to be worth the trouble. He probably had, but adultery is far more common that polygamy. If it weren't for that I'd say he was just persistent and not taking hints. Can you elaborate on this little gem please?